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World economy

Discussion in 'Biashara, Uchumi na Ujasiriamali' started by OMEGA, Sep 4, 2012.

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    OMEGA JF-Expert Member

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    RADITIONAL ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
    You retire on the income.
     
     
    *INDIAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.
     
     
    *PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
    You don't have any cows.
    You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
    You ask the US for financial aid,
    China for military aid,
    British for Warplanes,
    Italy for machines,
    Germany for technology,
    French for submarines,
    Switzerland for loans,
    Russia for drugs
    Japan for equipment.
    You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.
     
     
    *AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
    You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be
    a danger to mankind.
    You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
     
     
    *FRENCH ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.
     
     
    *GERMAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and
    milk themselves.
     
     
    *BRITISH ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    They are both mad cows.
     
     
    *ITALIAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You don't know where they are.
    You break for lunch.
     
     
    *SWISS ECONOMICS*
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
    You charge others for storing them.
     
     
    *JAPANESE ECONOMICS *
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so that they are 1/10TH the size of an ordinary cow and
    produce twenty times the milk.
    You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
    worldwide.
     
     
    *RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have five cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
    You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
     
     
    *CHINESE ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
    reporting the actual numbers...
     
     
    *KENYAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows. You eat Both of Them.
    You Blame the former President and his regime For Shortages.
    You Ask Donor Partners To Give Another Two Cows To Eat.
     
     
    *TANZANIAN ECONOMICS*
    You have two cows
    You all take care of them, no one feeds them
    You hire expatriates to confirm starvation
    You hire expatriates to feed the cows
    You claim colonialism
     
     
     
  2. Mwanahisa

    Mwanahisa JF-Expert Member

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    Mfugaji Uswis bwana, hata ng'ombe zetu kadhaa ziko kwake. Huku tunazunguka tukiomba maziwa kwa watu wasiokua hata na mbuzi.
     
  3. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo inaitwa cow-economy!
     
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