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World cup rules and regulations FOR WOMEN ONLY

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Soulbrother, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. Soulbrother

    Soulbrother JF-Expert Member

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    1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports
    section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on
    regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join
    in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked
    at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about
    not receiving any attention.



    2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
    any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
    will lose it (your eye).



    3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
    mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
    distracting me.



    4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
    refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if
    you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone,
    or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.



    5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
    fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on
    (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to
    my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will
    be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a
    good game that I missed during the day.



    6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my
    teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't
    worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only
    make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never
    ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of
    encouragement" will only lead to a break up orÂ… divorce.



    7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk
    to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only
    if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am
    saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
    excuse to "spend time together".



    8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
    seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, many
    times.



    9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child
    related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

    a) I will not go,

    b) I will not go, and

    c) I will not go.



    10. But, if a friend of mine invites me to his house on a Sunday to
    watch a game, I will be there in a flash.



    11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
    important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
    you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
    something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to
    Rule #2 of this list".



    12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
    World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
    before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League,
    Super 14, Spanish League, vodacom national league, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, hell, even WrestleMania, etc.
     
  2. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk
    to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only
    if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am
    saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
    excuse to "spend time together".


    Even as a man I HATE this one...spend time with me BUT only talk during the half time!!!!Thank you baby..
     
  3. Felixonfellix

    Felixonfellix JF-Expert Member

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    unyanyasaji huo
     
  4. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    That is completly fair.I think women should also write "Angelo and Yna' rules and regulation.Or something.
     
  5. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Dont you think.
     
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