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World Cup craziness!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FirstLady1, Jun 17, 2010.

  1. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.

    As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
    in
    the empty seat next to him.

    "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

    "This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
    would
    have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting
    event, and not use it?"

    "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
    with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
    haven't been to together since we got married.

    "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
    someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
    seat?"

    The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at her funeral..."
     
  2. Albedo

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha haaa
     
  3. Mnene 1

    Mnene 1 Senior Member

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    Hawa wanaume na Mpira.....Lol!
    Halafu wanatudanganya kwamba wanatupenda, uongo mtupu!
     
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    Mkewe amefariki , yeye yuko weldikapu!...What a nonsense!
     
  5. Albedo

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    Aaah tunawapenda bana, We love you from the bottom of our hearts
     
  6. FirstLady1

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    wanaume na mipira hatuwawezi ....teteteteteteteh
     
  7. FirstLady1

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    Kumbe umeona wanatupenda sana ila tukiweka chati kati ya Mpira/Mwanamke sijui itakuwaje ???
     
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    Albedo JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini huyo Msela Kapitiliza jamani

    Hebu Msikilize hapa kama namuona na Vuvuzela lake

    Halafu kama anapotezewa Muda wake vile

    Halafu anaendelea ku Cheer. Dah kweli watu Hamnazo jamani
     
  9. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Namsukuru Mungu sana. Hatimaye nimefanikiwa kujua kuwa wewe ni she. Subiri PM shortly!
     
  10. FirstLady1

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    hahahaha acha vituko ..
     
  11. Mnene 1

    Mnene 1 Senior Member

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    Nasubiri PM yako.
    Kumbe mnatishia tu lakini ham-PM kweli ee
     
  12. Mnene 1

    Mnene 1 Senior Member

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    Love! Love! Love! Uongo mtupu, mnatulagai tu.
    Mnapenda mpira kuliko sisi!
     
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