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Working for the Government

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    You know you work for the government when:

    * The process becomes more important than the product

    * You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about

    * You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there

    * You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

    * You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money

    * You''ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards
     
  2. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    bullet # 3: u feel that u contributed by being there daydreamin,on fb or on jf if u ar a great sinker
    bullet # 4: or u stop raising issues becoz u have been making noise to the same pple for the same issues for the past 5 yrs!
    when u wrok for the gvt,u rest in peace (nt eternal)
     
  3. sijuikitu

    sijuikitu JF-Expert Member

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    unadhani TSH 104 millioni ni hela ndogo sana wakati wa kununua gari la meya.

    na pia, mwaka jana umetumia mabilioni ya fedha kujenga majengo ambayo hata New York hauwezi kutumia kiasi hicho....halafu mwaka huu unaona ni sawa kutumia bilioni 500 kukarabati majengo hayo (mwaka mmoja tokea yajengwe).
     
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