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wonders of kikwete in usa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by urasa, Jan 10, 2011.

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    urasa JF-Expert Member

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    Kikwete in usa,he saw a building with no power,he asked,"i thought there is no mgao in the us".the guy replied"it is the tanzanian embassy
     
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    emalau JF-Expert Member

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    tetesi au?
     
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    Malunde-Malundi JF-Expert Member

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    du thanks
     
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    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Sio udaku ni UKUDA
     
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    Ehud JF-Expert Member

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    :smile:
     
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    au.
     
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    The Hunter JF-Expert Member

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    umbea
     
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    Gosbertgoodluck JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa maana kwamba hata huko usa tunadaiwa bili ya umeme!! Duuuu, kama hii ni kweli rais wetu anawezaje kuvaa suti na kuwa na tabasamu zito anapokuwa na wenzie kwenye hafla mbalimbali!!!
     
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    urasa JF-Expert Member

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    Yeye na serikali yake imekaa kuwaundia watu mazengwe tu wiyhout thinking out of the box kuwasaidia watz masikini
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    mgao hadi ubalozini?
     
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    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    big joke
     
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    Goldman JF-Expert Member

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    nice one on mkwere...lol
     
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    ngwendu JF-Expert Member

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    kalewe mbege huko, ***** we.
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu.. urasa.. nashukuru... hizi ndizo chnagmoto tunazoitaji..... na pia umetoa ujumbe ulio wazi but indirect kwamba mkuu wetu ni bado sana kwenye kutafuta maslahi ya nchi bila kukurupuka... yaonyesha alikurupuka tu bila kutafakari kinachojiri pale..
    shame on his behalf and not our country
     
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    Keynes JF-Expert Member

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    Aithee mathawee umenifurahisha sana.
    Rais anaulizwa kwa nini nchi yako maskini anashindwa kujibu!!! Nchi imejaa utajiri wa asili...imezungukwa na mito na maziwa kila kona lakini viongozi wanakwenda kuomba misaada ya chakula na net za mbu nje badala ya kwenda kuomba technolojia!!!
    Maji ya kunywa yenyewe hamna watu wanakufa vipindu pindu!!
    Khaaaaaaaaaa!!! nimechoka mwingine aendelee.
     
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    shiumiti JF-Expert Member

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    Napenda mkwere aione hii joke!! maana inaweza kumkumbusha juu ya mgao wa umeme...
     
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    Uwezo Tunao JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmhhhh!
     
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    Juma Contena JF-Expert Member

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    imeshafika huku tena hii umeomba ruksa kwa mwenyewe kuitumia au ndio wewe 'mmmmh' athee
     
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    Mapinduzi JF-Expert Member

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    Hii joke iko kuanzia enzi za mkapa, it is so over but applicable.
     
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