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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dfour, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. Dfour

    Dfour Member

    Jul 13, 2010
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    To: The Personnel manager

    RE: Replacement of the dead manager

    I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to
    apply for the replacement of the dead manager.

    Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on
    this one I even attended the funeral and the all burial process and made sure
    that I hear from you who will take up the position.. All I can remember
    is you saying that he will be difficult to replace meaning there is no one
    at the moment.

    Its sad that he has left us but at least I benefit as he has left a
    vacancy for me. I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning.
    He was my neighbour and it will be easy for me to continue with his
    legacy Because I was seeing the time he was coming for work and knocking off.

    Thanks for advertising the funeral because I could not have known.

    Yours smiling,

  2. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    :pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound: lolz!

    Kufa kufaana bana!
  3. u

    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

    Jul 14, 2010
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    We 'applicant' umeshasema alikuwa jirani yako hii ya 'thanks for advertising the funeral' litakuharibia,all in all a very inovative way of looking for a job.
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya kusema pengo aliloacha halitazibika iondolewe kabisaaa!!!!watu majobless kibao itakuwaje???