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Women's instructions

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

    Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

    Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

    Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

    If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

    Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

    Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.

    Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.

    Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

    A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".

    Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.

    Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

    If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

    When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
     
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    Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

    Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.


    Thanks for this useful statements...!
     
  3. Speaker

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    They are safe,try them any time
     
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    Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    Duh hii nayo mbona ndio imetumaliza kabisa? so all you guys try to make us miserable? i'll work on this
     
  5. AshaDii

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    Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


    Note; that these ideas you are given of women that is what makes you guys always looking beyond the woman instead of really looking at her.... Get her... Understand her... But enways kweli its not that simple... Kwa walioanza wamalizi kitabu cha Rev - kina everything...
     
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    Asha D leo umeamua kweli,kila post yako lazima inaniongezea siku za kuishi
     
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    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    Asha D leo umeamua kweli,kila post yako lazima inaniongezea siku za kuishi
     
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    Its just a step,not always gaga
     
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    Speaker vice versa is true.... Nimetumia mstari wako mmoja katika uzi mmoja kitaa.. Sijafanya plagiarism nime identify nimeitoa kwako...lol
     
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    No Thanx..
    I hate instructions
    Sorry..
     
  11. Speaker

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    hahaha,be the boss
     
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    sure,nimeipata hiyo duh
     
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