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Women's Faces and Their Meanings

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fredmlay, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. fredmlay

    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    uys, there is your chance to solve unsolvable enigma called women. I am already using this “user manual” for MADEMU ;)
    1. Contempt:
    lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.

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    2. Controlled anger:
    tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.

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    3. Fear:
    eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”

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    4. Sarcastic Smile:
    mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.

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    5. Obligatory Smile:
    mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.

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    6. Derision:
    lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.

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    7. Asking nicely:
    lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.

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    8. Pleading:
    wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.

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    9. Baffled Anger:
    one eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.

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    10. Confusion:
    eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.

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    11. Deep Hatred:
    all face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.

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    12. Humble Submission:
    mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown.

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  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    Naisubiri ya mwanaumeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  3. fredmlay

    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    Inakuja soon
     
  4. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwana mbon wangu hayupo kote..
     
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