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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endaku's, Sep 26, 2008.

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the womanand says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,'Isn't that obvious?')
    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
    I'm reading'
    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
    you could start at
    any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
    up.'
    'For reading a book,' she replies,
    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
    I'm reading'
    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
    I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
    Sexual assault,' says the
    woman.
    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game
    warden.
    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
    all I know you could
    start at any moment.'
    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
     
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