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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Lizzy, May 4, 2011.

  1. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekutana na hii misemo inayohusu wanawake nikavutiwa sana na baadhi a nikaona nishee na nyie miwili mitatu..

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
    Hii ina ukweli ndani yake....na sisi hua tunatumia kinyume chake ule wa ''We ukisema cha nini wenzako wanauliza watakipata lini.''

    A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
    Totally true....kama siku zote wanavyoimba hatueleweki!!

    The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Hehehehhe...hata kupinga staki!

    I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

    The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
    Some truth....though not always!

    It is because of men that women dislike one another.

    A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

    Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.

    Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

    No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

    Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
    Nguvu ya machozi hiyo!!
     
  2. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them......mi love this..:bange:
     
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    :ranger::boink::boink:
     
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    Women are like cards in a poker game. If you don't have a good partner then you better have a good hand (woody allen):happy:
     
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    Meaning......????
     
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    A wife is a knife to cut the life!!
     
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    A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed....:bange:​
     
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    I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.:A S tongue:
     
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    A woman is like an ice cream she melts so fast lol
     
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    women are meant to be LOVED not to be UNDERSTOOD.....:bange:
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    A man has a will, but woman has her way
     
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    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    hii hapa ina sura ya kutuchongea katika patashika za infidelity...............................Hakuna kitu kinaudhi kama ukikumbushwa infidelity mara kwa mara .............you wish she can have amnesia on that alone but she does not...............................she remembers every fine detail as if she was there...........

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    Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
     
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    Men get laid but women get screwed
     
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    Kama hutaki kukumbushwa USIFANYE.....that way sio wewe wala yeye atakae kua na tatizo!!!
     
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    If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want you, I want to marry you. I want to have children....-they leave skid marks
     
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    Hahahhaha.....wa siku hizi atakwambia hata mimi.Alafu akikuchoka ndo anakimbia....ni kama unaoffer lunch ya bure watakula vyombo ndo uoshe mwenyewe!!
     
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    You dont love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
     
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    Hahaha Lizzy bana lol
     
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    A man in the house is worth two in the street
     
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    If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing... If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
     
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