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women like to be lied..!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by stevoh, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    A married man was
    having an affair
    with his secretary.
    One day, their
    passions overcame
    them and they took off for her
    house, where they
    made passionate
    love all afternoon.
    Exhausted from
    the wild sex, they fell asleep,
    awakening around
    8:00 pm. As the
    man threw on his
    clothes, he told the
    woman to take his shoes outside and
    rub them through
    the grass and dirt.
    Mystified, she
    nonetheless
    complied. He slipped into his
    shoes and drove
    home.
    "Where have you
    been?" demanded
    his wife when he entered the house.
    "Darling, I can't lie
    to you. I've been
    having an affair
    with my secretary
    and we've been having sex all
    afternoon. I fell
    asleep and didn't
    wake up until eight
    o'clock."
    The wife glanced down at his shoes
    and said, "You
    lying bastard!
    You've been
    playing golf!"xD
     
  2. bombu

    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    Lol.......!
     
  3. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Wapenda kudanganywa?
     
  4. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa.....
    Ni kwasababu si rahisi mtu kuongea ukweli kiasi hiki. Akajua jamaa anazingua tu.
     
  5. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    Umenena
     
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    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    mwe, mwe, mwe! kha!
     
  7. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna aliyelala magendo asubuhi akapitia bucha akajimwagia damu,kufika nyumbani lol mama kilio.....
     
  8. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    umeonaeeh!
     
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