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Women are right

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by manyusi, Jan 27, 2012.

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    manyusi JF-Expert Member

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    HELLO!
    you may be amused by this. enjoy it.


    Men Are Impossible to Please

    If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”


    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

    If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
    If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

    If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;

    If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

    If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;

    If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.

    If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;

    If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

    If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE;

    If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

    If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;

    If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u.

    If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;

    If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

    If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;

    If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

    If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!


    HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????


    If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
     
  2. IGWE

    IGWE JF-Expert Member

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    ofcoz_it's not true,...
     
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    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    100% lies.....l.o.l
     
  4. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    All true. .
     
  5. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    for what chemical reasons....l.o.l
     
  6. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Yote ya ukweli kbs,
    Wengi wao wanaona ni kosa la jinai kwao kukubali wanapokosea
     
  7. tracy

    tracy JF-Expert Member

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    VERY TRUE!.kingine,if he sleeps around,he's THE MAN,if you do,total Hal*t..
     
  8. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Reason is. . . Because I SAID IT.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    manyusi ur very very right my dia......mijanaume ianabisha coz haipendi kuelezwa weakness zao...
     
  10. Rubuye123

    Rubuye123 JF-Expert Member

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    maana yake wanawake wanafanya ............kwasababu wanaume wana/mefanya?!!!hii comparison ya hizi gender zetu na kutafuta usawa kutawafanya wengi kuwa machizi mjue!!we can never be equal,haikukusudiwa hivyo tangu mwanzo!!nadhani suala ni kujuana mitazamo na misimamo yetu(baina ya wapenzi,haswa) katika mambo mbalimbali ya maisha il kuona namna gani tunaweza ku-cop na wenza wetu na kufanya maisha yawe shufwa kati yetu sote!!huu upumbavu(samahani kama nimemkwaza yeyote) wa kampeni na usawa ni kupotoshana kwa makusudi tu na watu kutafuta kitu cha kuwaweka bize maishani.tuvumiliane na kuchukuliana ktk tofauti zetu za kimtazamo na msimamo,tukiwafikiria wenzetu kwanza bila kujiumiza sisi wenyewe,maisha yatakuwa safi tu nawaambia!
     
  11. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Don't even try to get it right woth men...you will be wasting a lot of your time....believe in yourself,do the right thing,be yourself!
     
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    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Wameijing wamecharuka? sawa
     
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    fazaa JF-Expert Member

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    Haya mambo ya ku copy na ku paste ndo mana wengine wana fail mitihani...hawajui zaid ya copy na ku paste.
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    ukweli hadi inaudhi.
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    whats true is that men love women and women love drama hence the above results
     
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    souve Member

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    ukweli mtupu!
     
  17. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    can u?
     
  18. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    even gals can be that way bana
     
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    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Tupeni na Strength zetu, sio mnatoa upande mmoja wa kanda wakati na mwingne upo...
     
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