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Women are like cards

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by joseeY, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. joseeY

    joseeY Senior Member

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    A woman is like a pack of cards ...

    ... You need a heart to love her
    ... A diamond to marry her
    ... A club to smash her head in

    ... And a spade to bury the bitch
     
  2. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    I hope you've a mummy, sister(s), ...................take care
     
  3. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi umezaliwa na mwanamke au mwanaume...I can't imagine!!
     
  4. X

    XFUNDI Member

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    siyo sahihi na mtu aliyezaliwa na mwanamke hawezi sema hayo. Hatujui wewe mwenzetu?
     
  5. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Hata kichaa hawezi sema hayo!!! Kama ulitendwa pole lakini kumbuka una mama yako, shangazi na hata dada zako. Pole!
     
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    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    mh..is this supposed to be a joke? :confused2:
     
  7. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    jaman this are jokes tu dont take it dat serious yall! Hahaha mkuu u made me laugh! A spade 2 bury that bitch lol!
     
  8. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh hata kama jokes imekaa vibaya
     
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