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Women are amazing

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    Women's translations

    WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED

    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No

    I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

    We need... = I want

    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.

    We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...
    go ahead = I don't want you to.

    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


    You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.


    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.


    I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....


    Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

    Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

    You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

    Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

    Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

    I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

    In response to What's wrong!

    The same old thing = Nothing

    Nothing = Everything

    Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!
     
  2. Revolutionary

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    Truely amazing!
     
  3. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    PHP:
    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.   
    Hehehhe no comments :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    kinachosemwa sicho kinachomaanishwa
     
  5. Pota

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    cipati picha wakipewa paper lenye maswali ya true na false inakuwaje?
     
  6. Tai Ngwilizi

    Tai Ngwilizi JF-Expert Member

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  7. NILHAM RASHED

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    hahahhah jamani mbona mwatufanyia hivi lakini....
     
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    Rweye JF-Expert Member

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    Women Mind Psycology!!
     
  9. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Guys that list is absolutely right, absolutely justified but absolutely wroooong!!!!
     
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    punainen-red JF-Expert Member

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    Aggrrrrrr!! Very very confusing. Ndo maana sitakaa nipate mpenzi, maana mwenye tabia hizo hapo juu namuona ni mzembe na mnafiki, na sitaki kuwa na mnafiki! Walah ningekuwa mkatoliki ningejiunga na upadri tu...... lol
     
  11. Speaker

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    duh,logic hizi bana
    let
    p=absolutely right
    q=absolutely justified
    r=absolutely wrong
    then
    if p--->q,then q : logically wrong
    or
    p^q then r : logically wrong

    Asha D utetezi wako hauko valid,premise ulizotoa ni valid ila conclusion cantradictive
     
  12. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    duh,ko utajiwowa mwenyewe au utakua kicheche for life?
     
  13. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    duh,ko utajiwowa mwenyewe au utakua kicheche for life?
     
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    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    mwaya,lakini ndivyo walivyo wengi wenu jama
     
  15. AshaDii

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    lol..lol..lol... Umeona kua its out of your league eeeh.... Baadhi ya wadada wenzangu watanielewa.... But guys hamna ataenielewa labda my love or yeyote alosoma kitabu cha Rev....
     
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    usipo kuwa makini unaweza kosa wanacho maanisha
    kwa kusikiliza sana wanacho ongea
     
  17. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,Asha am ur love na sikuelewi hata kidogo
     
  18. AshaDii

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    Basi vua hilo taji.... After all men are from Mars and women from.....
     
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    kwanza karibu kwa mara nyengine
     
  20. Mkwaruzo

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    atakufa na utamu wake kama mua
     
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