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Woman!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Viol, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
    If you don't, you are not a man.


    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
    If you don't, you are good for nothing.


    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
    If you don't, you are 'not understanding' .


    If you visit her often, you are boring,
    If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.


    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
    If you don't, you are a dull boy.


    If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
    If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.


    If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,
    If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.


    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
    If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.


    If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time,
    If she is visited by other women, "Ah! It's natural, we are girls."


    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.


    If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics,
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.


    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
    If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.


    If you talk, she wants you to listen,
    If you listen, she wants you to talk.

    In short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful.
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  2. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Those aren't women, they are girls.
    Do NOT confuse the two!
     
  3. The Boss

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    all women are girls......get that....
     
  4. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    Hakyanani Lizzy acha kashfa na kejeli. Una maana girls are guys not women?
     
  5. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Maana yake utafute balance kati ya hivyo vitu. kwani nani alisema lazima ulalie upande mmoja?
    Na @ The Boss acha matusi
     
  6. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Balance utaipata wapi wakati mgonjwa hataki kabisa na hana muda wa kueleza vizuri ugonjwa wake???

    Huo si ndio mwanzo wa kupasua kichwa badala ya mguu???

    Babu DC!!
     
  7. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiendelea kulinganisha kumpenda mwanamke na kumpasua mgonjwa huto kaa uje kufaulu hata siku moja...
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sasa tusi liko wapi mbona kuna ukweli
     
  9. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    sio matusi
    sisi hatuoni matusi kuitwa boys
    ndo maana huwa tuna 'big boys club'
    au kuna misemo kama
    boys will always be boys......
     
  10. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ina ukweli haswaa..
     
  11. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Mwali,

    Mwenzio nimeshamaliza hata kama pass mark yangu ni ya kuchechemea!!

    But...Hawa wenzetu ukijaribu kuwaelewa ni kama kuruka mlima Knjaro kwa upondo!!
     
  12. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Kakufundisha nani TF???
     
  13. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Women well defined in here
     
  14. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    na bado hapo ukimwuliza why umechelewa bado anadai unamwonea
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    na bado watasema tunawaonea.
     
  16. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    What are you?
     
  17. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    They are always right and it is always your fault!!!
     
  18. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Hii statement ngoja nipige kimya kwanza..lol
     
  19. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Usiwaogope jibaba ndo zao hawa. Tena acha niongezee

    If u stay indoor, u r lazy
    If u storm out, u don' hav family time
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    labda ndo women empowerment
     
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