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Woman are very difficult

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by KARIA, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    If you kiss her ,

    you are not a gentleman

    If you don't,

    you are not a man
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    If you attempt a romance,
    she says you didn't
    respect her
    If you don't,
    she thinks you do not like her

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    If you are a
    minute late,
    she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late,
    she says that's a girl's way

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    If you visit another man,
    you're not putting in "quality time"
    If she is visited by another woman,
    "oh it's natural, we are girls"

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    If you kiss her once in a while,
    she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often,
    she yells that you are
    taking advantage

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    If you fail to
    help her in crossing the street,
    you lack ethics
    If you do,
    she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

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    If you stare at another woman,
    she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men,
    she says that they are just admiring

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    If you
    talk ,
    she wants you to listen
    If you listen,
    she wants you to talk

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    In short:

    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so
    powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful ... .....WOMEN!

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  2. j

    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaaha hawa wawili wa mwisho they have made my morning.
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha! Women are just like Fuel And Beer......

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    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    And of course yes,,it is natural for the woman to be late
     
  5. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha KARIA kwema huko??? mi mith u bana! lol
     
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  6. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    hubby nimekumith sana! lol
     
  7. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Huku kwema bi cacico! sijui weye! Hujambo? Msalimie La aziz wangu Yummy. Mwambie nimemmisijeee!
     
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    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    Babu Asprin hujambo?we umecheka nini?me nimecheka picha
     
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    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    siye hatujambo, ndio nimemaliza kumfanyia hubby waxing! lol, leo atachelewa kwenye kijiwe chenu, ila yu aja! msalimie mwanangu, wajina wangu!
     
  10. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Simu yako haitumi message au unaogopa watu wataziprinti? Khaa!!
     
  11. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Mie mbona sijacheka? Umeiona avatar yangu? Hiyo inaitwa Ahsante KARIA
     
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  12. ummu kulthum

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    mmmh !jamani
     
  13. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo avator yako tu hoi! mbona haichezi?
     
  14. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nini ummu kulthum?
     
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  15. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ikicheza watoto wataniogopa. Nimelipenda hilo pozi. Madame B akiliona mwenyewe ananivulia pichu.
     
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    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    Haya hebu kam zis wei nikukague........ acha longolongo mingi!!

    Si unajua....

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    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    Unikague nini wakati muda wako uliisha tangu 25.7?kumbe una wake 9?
     
  19. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Asprin kama unanitaka sema,
    sio unazunguka zunguka tu.
    Kwanza huna hela.
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Haidhuru kama utakubali kuwa nyumba ndogo. Wake zangu hawatajua. Usisahau, ukaguzi wangu ni yakinifu.

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