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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Kutoka Mtandaoni Yahoo

    Typical Female


    JEALOUSY
    A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile.
    She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon Seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap.
    Then She slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause Of the commotion was The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the Lady said to him when he called.
    Junior said: "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present.
    Please try again later."
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present.
    Please try again later."

    mi sikutaki wewe nataka niongee na mwenye simu! we mwanamke vipi?
     
  3. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi si anakula salio anapodandia simu isiyo ya kwake na kuongea yote hayo?
     
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    zaleo JF-Expert Member

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    kweli yule mwanamke anachombeza sana mwe!
     
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