Wivu mwingine unalipa!

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Source: Yahoo friends



Good Morning!



The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, but didn't inform the husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me, my dear, my stomach...." and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently. He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her.

The wife was overwhelmed on the vigour and strength of the man leave alone the new styles that left the woman perplexed. She was wondering why high performance of this nature was not accorded to her but to the maid of all the people. For the first time in their twelve years of marriage she was carried to the peak four times nonstop and could hardly hold her breath.

When he was finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?!" and switched the light on.

"No madam....!" said the gardener.


Enjoy your day

 

[SMU]

Mwe! Kweli wivu unalipa......'four times' nonstop for the first time in 12 years! Surely, she will never regret.

 

[afrodenzi]

duuuuhhhh

 

[Gathii]

Mmhhh! Hard to explain it!

 

[Ernie]

Huyo mama alikuwa na mijihamu tu hana lolote! Kweli mtu utashindwa kumjua mumeo?

 

[wilbald]

"a stolen kiss is always sweet"

 

[SURUMA]

Wasiwasi wangu mama kama alikuwa hajafikishwa KILELENI miaka yote hiyo ya ndoa asije kuufanya MCHEZO ENDELEVU na Gardener....Maana kama kapata huduma babukubwa kuliko the usual dose toka kwa Mzee=Gardener ni BINGWA na huenda akaendelea kutumika in case of HEAVY NEEDS....

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Wasiwasi wangu mama kama alikuwa hajafikishwa KILELENI miaka yote hiyo ya ndoa asije kuufanya MCHEZO ENDELEVU na Gardener....Maana kama kapata huduma babukubwa kuliko the usual dose toka kwa Mzee=Gardener ni BINGWA na huenda akaendelea kutumika in case of HEAVY NEEDS....

Hapo ndio hasa patamu. Mchezo ni mgumu kuuanza lakini kuendeleza sio kazi sana. Lakini yawezekana Gardena akawa ndio dawa ya ndoa ya mama huyu, maana atapata relief wakati wowote na halafu atakaa kwa mumewe kama yuko kivulini tu chini ya mti vile. Watoto watakaopatikana itajulikana mbele kwa mbele. Mijanaume ni rahisi kuidanganya kwa hilo, hata siku moja ya kukuchomekewa tu kama dawa yatosha, lakini kushiba ni kwa Gardena.

 

[toghocho]

kwa hiyo gardener kajinywea ka mzigo taratiibu

 

[Raia Fulani]

Source: Yahoo friends



Good Morning!



The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, but didn't inform the husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me, my dear, my stomach...." and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently. He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her.

The wife was overwhelmed on the vigour and strength of the man leave alone the new styles that left the woman perplexed. She was wondering why high performance of this nature was not accorded to her but to the maid of all the people. For the first time in their twelve years of marriage she was carried to the peak four times nonstop and could hardly hold her breath.

When he was finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?!" and switched the light on.

"No madam....!" said the gardener.


Enjoy your day

ayayaya!

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Duu!! hii hatari

 

[Jaguar]

Huyo mama alikuwa na mijihamu tu hana lolote! Kweli mtu utashindwa kumjua mumeo?

Eti jamani,haijui harufu ya mwili wa mumewe,uzito wa mwili wa mumewe!huyu alistukia chezo kuwa huyu si mumewe sema tu alinogewa na game la gardener.

 

[afrodenzi]

"a stolen kiss is always sweet"

totally agreed .."Probably one of the best"

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

totally agreed .."Probably one of the best"

...but it's not fair for the other partner!!

 

[afrodenzi]

...but it's not fair for the other partner!!

why ??
Don't you like surprises ??

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

It's all about remaining loyal and faithful between partners esp. after taking the vows. Both partners have to keep the faith and don't let anybody comes around...sasa hiyo kiss ya kuibiaibia itaanzaisha mengi

 

[afrodenzi]

It's all about remaining loyal and faithful between partners esp. after taking the vows. Both partners have to keep the faith and don't let anybody comes around...sasa hiyo kiss ya kuibiaibia itaanzaisha mengi

oohh dear
I think were not in same page here
the stolen kiss I'm talking about
is from you to your partner... "surprise"
you give her a kiss when she is less expected ..

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

oohh dear
I think were not in same page here
the stolen kiss I'm talking about
is from you to your partner... "surprise"
you give her a kiss when she is less expected ..

...was lost...kama ni surprise from the partner, ooh yeah, why not!!

 

[afrodenzi]

...was lost...kama ni surprise from the partner, ooh yeah, why not!!

hone: :busu

 

[Jaguar]

oohh dear
I think were not in same page here
the stolen kiss I'm talking about
is from you to your partner... "surprise"
you give her a kiss when she is less expected ..

Mh!Hapana afro,'stolen kiss',ni busu lililokaa kiwizi wizi,la kuvizia loophole ya mwenye mali kuzubaa kidogo then mtu mwingine anayejijua hastahili kutoa/kupata hiyo anaitoa au kupewa!ni mtazamo wangu tu!