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Wife's duty

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

    Jan 18, 2010
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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!
  2. M

    Mbonafingi Senior Member

    Jan 24, 2010
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    hiyo janja ya nyani mke kesha gundua . huyo mzee inaonekana alipanga na doctor apate upendeleo wa ziada kwisha habari
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa hii huduma ya kwenda kumhonga daktari ili upate haki za kimsingi za ndoa..mmhh!

    Lkni, kwa faida ya senior bachelors, haya mambo yapo katika matrimonial families. Tuliobahatika kuingia kwenye taasisi hii tunayafahamu KWA UNDANI SANA, wala hatumshangai huyu jamaa yetu!

    We mwanaJF unayeoa tarehe 13/2/2010 huyu-hapa ingia mguu mmoja-mmoja!..sikutishi, nakupa live-coverage!
  4. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    its seems she is very smart...about the game