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wife Vs Internet

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Lucas, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Hello CC members (not Central committee but chit chat) due to advancement of usage of internet i Think Men should be taught this way on marriage lessons....
    1. Wife is not Google: that she knows everything at every time you need.... understand her
    2. Wife is not Facebook: that she knows all your friends..... introduce them to her
    3. wife is not yahoo: that she knows the addresses of your friends when you are missing.... tell her where you are
    4. wife is not skype: that you may always make cheap calls........... be ready to incur huge expenses for her when needed
    5. wife is not global publishers: that she knows all is happening in the city...... take a time to explain to her on your issues
    6. Wife is Jamii forums: where you dare talk openly


    Kwa leo naishia hapa ila kaka yangu Erickb52, Mphamvu, uncle Bishanga.... kijana wenu nimeona niwasaidie hapa bila kumsahau Saint Ivuga ili asije akakosea tena kama ilivyokuwa kwa Mwali, Shemeji yangu Amyner usichekelee sana....
     
  2. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Somo zuri kwa hao wakaguaji. Hasa huyu Erickb52, Kaizer, Aspirin, na PakaJimmy.
     
  3. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    wife pia sio vocha, kwamba unaikwangua muda woteeeeeeee! khaaaa!
     
  4. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Nashukuru kunijuza wakaguzi
     
  5. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Source pliiiiz!
     
  6. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Remmy mie naona kama PakaJimmy umemsingizia .....hebu thibitisha au futa kauli yako kabla sijaomba mwongozo !
     
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  7. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Nafuta kauli! Nisamehe PJ.
     
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  8. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    PakaJimmy hayumo kwenye list tafadhali.
     
  9. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Source Myself
     
  10. measkron

    measkron JF-Expert Member

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    Shosti cocico umenichekesha sana, ha ha ha! Ni kweli kabisa sio Vocha sie
     
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    measkron JF-Expert Member

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    Shosti cacico umenichekesha sana, ha ha ha! Ni kweli kabisa sio Vocha sie
     
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  12. The secretary

    The secretary JF-Expert Member

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    Wife is not a keyboard that utabofya unavyotaka
     
  13. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaa mweh! Jf raha kweli kweli, ila waliosema mwana tunda hawakukosea maana sometimes mwanamke aweza kuwa tunda (la passion) unalikata, unalitia kidole halafu unalichokonoa!
     
  14. Catherine

    Catherine JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ulete na ya husband..
     
  15. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    sweetlady
    Asante mwaya kwa kunisafisha kutokana na tuhuma na kashfa nzito zilizoelekezwa kwangu na mtu asiyenitakia mema. Nadhani ningekuwa naishi jirani na pale kwao Mchambiasime angenilewesha Konyagi na kunipeleka hadi Mabwepande, sasa huko labda angening'oa ULIMI kwa kutumia ile spana ya mabomba inayoitwa pipe-range!.
    Remmy
    Nimekusamehe best yangu, najua Sweetlady amekunukuu vibaya, alijua anamsema Mwigulu Chemba, kumbe wewe dear!
     
  16. Purple

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    hili nalo neno shost..:mwaaah:
     
  17. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Asante sana my best!
    You are real kind!
     
  18. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja hii waje Asprin na Bishanga watujibu.......
     
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    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja hii waje Asprin na Bishanga watujibu.......
     
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  20. Bishanga

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    msinyimane....sharti la kwanza la ndoa,au unataka uachike fasta?
     
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