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Why Tanzanian Bus Drivers Go To Heaven...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lily Flower, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower JF-Expert Member

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    A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just before
    he reaches the front of the queue, a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt
    pushes in.


    The Angel addresses this guy, 'Who are you? So that I may know
    whether or not to admit you to Heaven?'


    The guy replies, 'I'm Phillipo, a Tanzanian bus driver from Dar es Salaam.'
    The Angel consults his list, smiles and says to Phillipo, 'Enter
    into the Paradise. So the Tanzanian bus driver enters Heaven and
    the Priest is now next in line.


    Without being asked, he proclaims, 'I am Father Alphonse Kamande of St. John Cathedral of Nairobi for the last 43 years.'
    The Angel once again consults his list and says, 'I am sorry, you
    are on waiting list. You have to pass some tests before you get entry
    to the Kingdom of Heaven.


    The Priest says, 'Just a minute. That man was a bus driver, and you
    issued him an instant entry. But I have to go through more tests. How can this be?'


    The Angel replies, 'Father, I am sorry but up here, we go by
    results. While you preached, people slept. While he drove, people
    prayed.'
     
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    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    a nice one!
     
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    good one!
     
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    hahahahaha aaa, made my day there
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you mkuu. you made my day!
     
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    niwaellyester1 Senior Member

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    imenichekesha kwa kweli hii
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nika upgrade leseni yangu
     
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    hahahahaaaah siku imeisha! thanks n g9t...
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Imefika mahali pake.....haaaa ha haa hah !!!!
     
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