Why some women can’t keep their legs together!?

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  1. Entrepreneur

    Entrepreneur JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp]My friend got carried away by a woman (you can call her a girl if you like), akajikuta kwenye mahusiano. Mahusiano yao yalizalisha ndoto, ndoto ya kuja kuwa Mr.&Mrs. Uhusiano wao ulikuwa unaenda vizuri na hata mtu wa nje ilikuwa ni rahisi kulitambua hilo. Mwanamme alijitahidi kumpatia mwanamke wake kila kilichokuwa ndani ya uwezo wake. His assumption was if you provide for the woman or open a business for her she will keep her legs together. Sasa wakati mchakato wa ndoa unakaribia mwishoni, ndipo rafiki yangu alipogundua kuwa mkewe mtarajiwa ana mahusiano nje, akaamua kuwawekea mtego, mtego ambao ulizalisha fumanizi la aibu .
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    [FONT=&amp]Rafiki yangu akaamua kumpiga chini regardless gharama alizokwisha ingia. Kwa kutambua urafiki uliopo baina yetu, Mwanamke akanifuata akinisihi nikamwombee msamaha kwani bado anampenda, and this is what I told her; A girl is like a tin of coffee; you remember the one which had a foil inside. The first time you let a man touch your breasts or your private parts, then you have opened the lid. The moment you lose your virginity, the foil is gone. After that, every time you have sex (na watu tofauti) , the coffee gets depleted. If you are not careful the rightful owner will find there is nothing left for him".
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    [FONT=&amp]Jaman, what in hell make a woman spread her legs katika mazingira kama haya?[/FONT]
     
  2. doctorz

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    I also would like to know. Why?:shock:
     
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    bolt za miguu zimelegea, the centre can no longer hold...
     
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    Ungeweka hayo maneno uliyomwambia huyo mdada kwa kiswahili labda ningekuwa na jibu.
     
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    Maswalala JF-Expert Member

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    Kitendawili.....(tega)...
     
  6. BAGAH

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    they are meant to b so...
    ooops nimeropoka!
     
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    Haya sasa ma2c ina maana wanaoshindwa kukeep their legs together ni wanawake peke yao? wanakeep apart na nani kama si wanaume?
     
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    Nashangaa!!
     
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    Satisfaction
     
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    Nehondo JF-Expert Member

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    Sababu wanaume hawawezi kukeep their 'thingy' in their pants
     
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    Tega nikutege
     
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    ndo kazi yake
    haimsaidii hata kuuza hilo duka
     
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    kwn alipewa cha nin cha maonesho? Mwache atumike.
     
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    chezea ***** wewe ehh!!!
     
  15. Entrepreneur

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    Mwanajamiione , umenichekesha na unachokisema ni sahihi. Lakin je mwanamke anayehudumiwa vizuri na mumewe naye anastahili kufanya hivyo na mtu wa nje? Je aliyechumbiwa naye anastahili kufanya hivyo na mtu wa nje?
     
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    Sasa Amyner unashanga nini tena? I bet you know how those in relationship view sex; they view it as the special thing that should be shared only by your partner. Unless a woman is a prostitute, kwa sababu hao ndio hawana heshima na hili suala. It becomes just another resource.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
     
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    what on earth makes a sensible man screw a bride to be?!
    And a woman who spreads her legs for another man in that situation has "unresolved issues" with her husband to be..its just not normal! Uhusiano wao lazima una hitilafu somewhere!
     
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    MwanajamiiOne JF Platinum Member

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    Hii sasa ni case tofauti na alivyoiweka hapo. Hastahili kufanya hivyo na mwingine.
     
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    there you goo ma gal! ur very correct!
    kuna hitilafu kbs hapo si bure,
    hayo mambo yapo si wa kwanza wala hatakuwa wa mwisho, ajipange tu sawasawa!
    ajijue yeye ni nani, kama anatujiproblems au lah na anataka mwanamke wa aina gan!
     
  20. Entrepreneur

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    [FONT=&amp]Kuna Jamaa anasema, among the major contributors to the so called pleasure of sex is the fact that sex is 'sin' (the wrong' thing) . When the sin element of sex is removed it becomes another biological exercise like eating. In marriage the sin factor is contributed by trying to hide it from children and house keepers. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]

    But after sometime that fails to provide the adrenaline rush to spark the excitement in sex; that is when people start to cheat. [/FONT]Do you think so Amy?
     
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    Before i tell you what i think.. Tell me something, Do you personally view sex as a "sin"?
     
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    Katika imani za Kidini NDIYO, hasa kama inafanywa na watu ambao hawajahalalishiwa (kuoana), but Mimi sijajifunga sana na minyororo ya kidini, hivyo nashindwa kuiona inakuwa vipi sin hasa kama inafanywa kwa uaminifu na watu wawili wa jinsia tofauti na waliokubaliana
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    Lakin nakubali pia, kuna kitu ambacho kinachangia the so called pleasure of sex (but i wouldn't call it a sin)[/FONT]. Na kikipotea hicho, ndio mushkel unapoanza
     
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    Sa wakibana miguu c watashidwa kutembea. Acha watanue wapate hewa! My friend al of them thr born 2 separate thr legs. Wameumbwa kutanua ndungu yangu wakibana tutaumia rafiki!
     
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    Jambo usilolijua ni kama usiku wa giza,kuna kitu rafiki yako hawezi au hatimizi n that is what makes her spread her legs probably she waited for a miracle to change ur friend but it neva occured so she found another way,mi hata nikimkuta mpenzi wangu anacheat simuachi mpaka anielezee kwa nini na nina hitilafu gani ili nijirekebishe au aendelee na mwenzangu,sa huyo rafiki yako atakuwa na mwingne nae atacheat ataacha wangapi?yeye atafute sababu asipopewa amuache akiambiwa shetani 2 amuache,
     
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    Mwiba tena ule wa kati kati, he heeeeeee
     
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    :A S embarassed::hatari:
     
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    Mkuu nahisi jamaa alitimiza mahitaji yote kasoro hitaji moja tu la msingi.
     

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