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Why Men Should Always Listen To Women?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by EMT, Jan 12, 2011.

  1. EMT

    EMT JF-Expert Member

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    Naturally, wanawake wanapenda kuongea zaidi na wanaume huwa wanashauriwa they should be more listeners than speakers to their partners. This is because a man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. Did he listen to her?

    Well, when he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

    He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!

    So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

    When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    ina maana jamaa kaenjoy sio?
     
  3. EMT

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    Angenjoy angekuwa hosipitali?
     
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    Ferds JF-Expert Member

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    kaka hako kalugha nako ni tafrani kwa wengi wetu
     
  5. Rose1980

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    mi sjaelewa......we EMT nitafsirie bas kdg..
     
  6. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Am not sure,ila navyojua Tampons ni aina ya pedi ambazo tofauti na hizi nyingine huingizwa kwenye sehemu ya mwanamke akiwa kwenye siku zake,sasa jamaa alivyo bonyeza hicho kidude cha kutoa Tampons,kilidhuru sehemu yake ya kiume au iyo mashine ilikuwa inakaribia kung'oa kabisa na kwa hayo maumivu ndo maana akajikuta kalala hospitali.....lol
     
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    That hurts!
    It must have been a very painful lesson!
     
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