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why men lie

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endaku's, Dec 1, 2008.

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    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
    tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
    he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are
    you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe had
    fallen into water, and he needed the it to make his

    The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a
    golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The
    woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
    axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the
    woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
    "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied.
    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
    him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went
    home happy.

    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his
    wife along the riverbank and his wife fell into the
    river. When he cried out the Lord again appeared and
    asked him, "Why are you crying?"

    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord
    went down into the water and came up with Beyonce
    Knowles. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

    "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious.

    "You lied! That is a white lie!

    The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh,
    forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if
    I had said 'no' to Beyonce Knowles, You would have
    come up with Halle Berry . Then if I also said 'no' to
    her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then
    said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I
    am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all
    three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want
    her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes
    to Beyonce Knowles."

    The moral of this good and inspiring story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife or girlfriend......