patience96
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 19, 2011
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Men 're just happier people --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Everything in your face stays its original colour
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs (usafiri) look
- People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
- If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend
- 1 pair of shoes is more than enough
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, may be decades, you only have to shave your face
- Your belly usually hides your big hips
- one wallet and one pair of shoes ... one colour for all seasons
- The world is your urinal
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park
- Your last name stays put.