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Why men are just happier people!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by patience96, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    Men 're just happier people --
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    • Everything in your face stays its original colour
    • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs (usafiri) look
    • People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them
    • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
    • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
    • If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend
    • 1 pair of shoes is more than enough
    • The same hairstyle lasts for years, may be decades, you only have to shave your face
    • Your belly usually hides your big hips
    • one wallet and one pair of shoes ... one colour for all seasons
    • The world is your urinal
    • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
    • You can wear NO shirt to a water park
    • Your last name stays put.
    te te te te! MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE !
     
  2. The last don

    The last don JF-Expert Member

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    do you think that is all about happiness dude?...its a joke anyway!
     
  3. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    true that is!!!
     
  4. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks dude, but look here;

    Men 're not happier at all! And 're of different types:Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's
    not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    1. Men are like bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
    2. Men are like weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
    3. Men are like chokolate bars ...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips,
    4. Men are like .... commercials.... you can't believe a word they say
    5. Men are like Department stores ... their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    6. Men are like Government Bonds ... they take soooooo long to mature
    7. Men are like ... popcorn ... they satisfy you, but only for a little while
    8. Men are like parking spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys....
     
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