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Why Men Are Always Happy Creatures

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Captain Phillip, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. Captain Phillip

    Captain Phillip JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot] 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,
    2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,
    3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,
    4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend,
    5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years Or Even Decades,
    6: They Can Do Shopping For 25 Relatives In 25 Minutes,
    7: They Don't Freak Out When They Go To A Party N See Another Man Wearing The Same Shirt, Instead They Become Buddies.[/FONT]
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    8. A quick bath once a week is enough to peek him up
    9. He is happy and ok without looking at himself in mirrors.No worries about having forgotten a looking glass.
    10. He applies his male cosmetcs internally; beer, whiskies, smoking, and doesn't have to worry about effects of mercury/hydroquin on his skin etc
    11.He comes home late because he was held up in a traffic jam or had a long business meeting with a friend
    12. No monthly discharges, no worries about cotton pads etc
     
  3. Captain Phillip

    Captain Phillip JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo umenena Garma
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    12. They have some thing unique to do.
    13. They can follow or share love if the girl is so hot.
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  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    14.They can have sex with their partners'best friends and dont feel bad 'bout it
     
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    sio wote .
     
  7. Captain Phillip

    Captain Phillip JF-Expert Member

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    Kabakabana hebu share na sisi uzoefu huu
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    But not sharobaroz!
     
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    Garma? Garma ni nani?
     
  10. tobycow

    tobycow Senior Member

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    they can stil hv same sex pleasure (masturbate) in case girlz say no to sex
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Have same sex pleasure? which is to masturbate? Clarify.
     
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