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Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the ans

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Misterdennis, Dec 20, 2007.

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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "

    The Lawyer was stunned.

    Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. do you know the defense attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

    The defense attorney almost died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said,

    "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."
     
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    Dotori JF-Expert Member

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    Interesting!
     
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    DAR si LAMU JF-Expert Member

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    .....lmao!
     
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    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa more than a funny joke.
     
  5. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana hasa hapo judge alipowaita ha ma-counilors kuwaonya wasimuulize huyo mama kuhusu kumjua yeye...very interesting!
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    huyo judge atakuwa ni Freemason,lol
    Nalog off
     
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    Zatara JF-Expert Member

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    For sure, hiyo sehemu ya mwisho. Imenifanya niripuke kwa kicheko
     
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    platozoom JF-Expert Member

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    ruttashoborwa ndiye State Attorney nini?
     
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    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Judge atakuwa worse zaidi.
     
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Dah...hako kabibi ni balaa! Mpaka judge "anagwaya"!
     
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    Dr. Ndimu JF-Expert Member

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    Ah, cpati picha angeulizwa kuhusu kumjua judge, nadhan ingekuwa zaid ya tetemeko...
     
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    elmagnifico JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha, yani judge ndiye kaniacha hoi yani nimecheka saana
     
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