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Why he fired his Secretary?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ernie, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    "Last week was his birthday and he didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
    He went downstairs for breakfast hoping his wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for him.As it turned out,
    she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
    He thought.. Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...They will remember.

    The kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when he left for the office, He felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.: As he walked into his office, his secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way
    Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.:) He worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' He said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !':D. They went to lunch.
    She choose a quiet bistro with a private table. They had two martinis each and he enjoyed the meal tremendously.
    On the way back to the office,
    Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office,
    Do We ? He responded,
    'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to him and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind,
    I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' he nervously replied.
    She went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed
    by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends and co-workers,
    all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And he just sat there..


    On the couch...


    "NAKED"....
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza ukauwa mtu hivihivi.
     
  3. Tutafika

    Tutafika JF-Expert Member

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    uuh!, hiyo kali sana!, unaweza kuzimia au akapata kiharusi, it was a millenium surprise endeed
     
  4. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana jamani wake zetu wakifanya jambo flani tusilainike kwa kazi za nje!
     
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    hhaaha haaaa hii kali isee lol
     
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    mama weeee..!!!!..
     
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    Sasaaa,duh aisee!
     
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    Kali kweli
     
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    I swear ningezimia papo hapo,
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Unaweza ukafa kabisa.....!!
     
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    I like unexpected events.
    Bonge la SUPRISE.
     
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    Mhoja JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wake kasababisha.
     
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    huh.............ni hataaari,mana ka unapresha ni hapo hapo safaari
     
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    Dah ngoja nitajaribu siku moja kuorganize na sec wa huby
     
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    What a suprise!'ha ha ha ha ha...lol!
     
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    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Dushelele..dusheele
     
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    hii kali lakini kwa nn awe naked wkt kaambiwa anaenda rum na hawajaongea kama watakula tundi labda jamaa nae kiwembe.angesubiri kwanza secretary atoke ndani,akague usalama ndio aangushe embe dodo. akome huyo hahahahaaaa.
     
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    Dah huyo jamaa ni mkware kupita maelezo.
     
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    Hahahahahahaa xtremly funny!
     
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