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Why Are Americans Jobless ?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Feb 28, 2010.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) .
    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
    VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

    After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

    At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .

    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA )
     
  2. Sugar wa Ukweli

    Sugar wa Ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    Man you make my day!!
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa! this is gud one man.
     
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