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Why America's Economy Fell off the Cliff....!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwiba, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. Mwiba

    Mwiba JF-Expert Member

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    John Smith started the day early having set
    His alarm clock for 6 am
    (MADE IN JAPAN)
    While his coffeepot
    (MADE IN CHINA)
    Was perking, he shaved with his
    Electric razor
    (MADE IN HONG KONG)
    He put on a Dress shirt
    (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
    Designer jeans
    (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
    And Tennis shoes
    (MADE IN KOREA)
    After cooking his breakfast in his new
    Electric skillet
    (MADE IN INDIA)
    He sat down with his Calculator
    (MADE IN MEXICO)
    To see how much he could spend today. After setting his
    Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)
    To the radio (MADE IN INDIA)
    He got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)
    Filled it with GAS (From Saudi Arabia)
    And continued his search For a good paying
    AMERICAN JOB
    At the end of yet another discouraging
    And fruitless day
    Checking his
    Computer (Made in MALAYSIA),
    John decided to relax for a while.
    He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL),
    Poured himself a glass of
    Wine (MADE IN FRANCE)
    And turned on his
    TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),
    And then wondered why he can't
    Find a good paying job
    In AMERICA
    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA
     
  2. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Una Breaking News nyingi kweli!..
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Apr 28, 2009
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    Nice summary of what went wrong,but am afraid things will get worse,analysts bet GM,Chrysler,Citibank,BankofAmerica will go bankrupt.
     
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