When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. Brain said, I should be BOSS because I control the whole body response and functions. The feet said, we should be BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him where he wants to go. The hand said, we should be BOSS because we do all the work and carry all the money. And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes, until finally the Asshole spoke up! All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went into strike, blocked itself up and refused to work, within the short time the eyes become closed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs become to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ASSHOLE should be the BOSS! So the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and out the SHIT! Lesson to learn; you dont need brains to be a BOSS, any asshole will do .. For future managers & administrators bottom-up approach is the best way of Management!