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Who says men don't remember anniversaries

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by bombu, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. bombu

    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
    as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up
    from his coffee. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating, and
    you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. The
    husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when
    your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?"
    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself
    into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when
    he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter,
    or I will send you to jail for twenty years?"
    "I remember that, too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from
    his cheek and said "I would have been out of jail today and a free man!"

     
  2. misorgenes

    misorgenes Senior Member

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    Thanx to God im not that woman, mana cjui ngenfanya nini huyo mume, uwiii!
     
  3. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    "I would have been out of jail today and a free man!"
    Ndio hasara ya kuoa mwanamke ambaye siyo chaguo lako! Better late kuliko kuingia sehemu ambayo siyo!
     
  4. bombu

    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaa, we Rejao acha hizo. Ujue mapenzi nayo huwa yanafifia na bila kuwa na moyo wa subira utaishia kuwa kama huyo mbaba. kwanza mie naona huyo mama ana upendo sana kwa mumewe angekuwa mwingine angetoa sonyo na kurudi kulala.
     
  5. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo maana sipendi wanaume kabisa.
     
  6. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Duhhhhhhh
     
  7. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    i love when you lie.......
     
  8. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    huo ndo ukweli mama!
     
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