Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

[Speaker]

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!" ​

 

[PakaJimmy]

This is supposed to be at Jokes forum!
Inasikitisha sana by the way!

 

[Jestina]

sijaelewa,kwa hio anaregret hio ndoa yake haina mwisho au?jela at least kuna kutoka one day

 

[Speaker]

This is supposed to be at Jokes forum!
Inasikitisha sana by the way!

Dah,paka Jimmy anataka kuitoa huku jamani duh
Sawa tu paka

 

[Speaker]

sijaelewa,kwa hio anaregret hio ndoa yake haina mwisho au?jela at least kuna kutoka one day

Ali muoa kwa sababu ya kuogopa kwenda jela,..
its like alimchukua in exchange for 20 years za prison so mda umeisha
wa kuwa pamoja

 

[Dr Lizzy]

sijaelewa,kwa hio anaregret hio ndoa yake haina mwisho au?jela at least kuna kutoka one day

Yani anafikiria kwamba kama angekubali kwenda jela hiyo leo angekua FREE ila kwa sababu alichagua ndoa bado kifungo cha ndoa kinaendelea!

 

[Speaker]

Yani anafikiria kwamba kama angekubali kwenda jela hiyo leo angekua FREE ila kwa sababu alichagua ndoa bado kifungo cha ndoa kinaendelea!

Huyo mmama ilibidi ajiongeze tu
aondoke maana mda wake umeisha

 

[Revolutionary]

Aisee speaker we ni mkare!

 

[Speaker]

Aisee speaker we ni mkare!

time for revolution haha

 

[AshaDii]

time for revolution haha

Hizi thread hizi... niko kukutafutia dawa...lol...

 

[Speaker]

Hizi thread hizi... niko kukutafutia dawa...lol...

Dawa gani tena asha?
au ndo unataka kujifunza kupika?
angalia thread ya recipe

 

[Gagurito]

teh! Nimeipenda hii mkubwa!

 

[Gaga]

This is supposed to be at Jokes forum!
Inasikitisha sana by the way!

Sanaaaaa sijui tufanyeje wajameni

 

[golwebo_mkuu]

kweli wanaume wanakumbuka sana kuliko wanawake,
ila kwa anniversaries tu, wadada hamjambo...hata birthdays 30 zipo kichwani tu utafkir hamna ya muhimu ya kukumbuka.

 

[Speaker]

kweli wanaume wanakumbuka sana kuliko wanawake,
ila kwa anniversaries tu, wadada hamjambo...hata birthdays 30 zipo kichwani tu utafkir hamna ya muhimu ya kukumbuka.

ngoja wadada waje kukujibu hapa

 

[Tuko]

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!" ​

Speaker, we umeoa?

 

[BlackBerry]

Kwa hiyo alimuoa kwa sababu alimuogopa baba na si kwa penzi la dhati?