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Who said engineers don't seduce, read this

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAHENDEKA, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. MAHENDEKA

    MAHENDEKA Senior Member

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    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
    There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

    Before seeing you my heart were a null set, but when a vector of a particular Magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
    The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

    You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
    The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
    Sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
    Be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

    You make my heart pump like a Turbo diesel engine

     
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Macho yananiuma
     
  3. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Si ukubari tu umepotezwa na lugha mama?
     
  4. doctorz

    doctorz JF-Expert Member

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    KK hiyo heavy huiwezi.
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    huko kukubari ndo nini?
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    wala hujakosea
     
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    kizazi kipya JF-Expert Member

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    ahaaa combination zenu za h....
     
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    churayang Member

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    no comments!!
     
  9. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very simultenously
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    so it mean people stated to seduce according to their occupation and lg they use .it was so fan
     
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    Chupaku JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuh, labda kama engineer mwenziye ama la anapigwa kibuti fasta.
     
  13. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna kibuti hapo, maana any action (including kibuti) has equal and oposite reaction..
     
  14. rifwima

    rifwima JF-Expert Member

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    wacha!!!!!!!
     
  15. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa!!!! Desa zuri sn hili esp kwa totoz wa H!!!!hapo lazima force of attraction itake place!!!
     
  16. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    usikariri,
     
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