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Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?

    BMW __________Brings Me Women

    FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

    FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers

    HYUNDAI ______Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And
    Inexpensive.


    VOLVO__________Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    PORSCHE________Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    KIA__________Kills In Accidents

    OPEL__________Old People Enjoying Life

    TOYOTA_______The One You Only Trust, Always

    GOLF/GTI______Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

    HONDA________Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
     
  2. Ng'wanza Madaso

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    Kaka hapo nimecheka sana. Kuna rafiki yangu ana HUNDAI kacheka sana, Wa VOLVO kacheka mpaka machozi yamemtoka. Hii kali
     
  3. X-PASTER

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    Mkuu ujatwambia aina ya usafiri wako katika hizo hapo juu!
     
  4. Ng'wanza Madaso

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    Ndugu yangu mimi namiliki The One You Only Trust, Always ka 99

    kako strong
     
  5. X-PASTER

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    Ongera mkuu, as long as inakuhudumia vema, poa.

    Enzi hizo za 99's Toyota Corolla 1.4 kwa wingi sana.
     
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    Ng'wanza Madaso
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    Kaka hapo nimecheka sana. Kuna rafiki yangu ana HUNDAI kacheka sana, Wa VOLVO kacheka mpaka machozi yamemtoka. Hii kali


    BMW __________Brings Me Women hii ya ukweli kaka.
     
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    BMW: Be My Wife
     
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    walau leo nimecheka...
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    BMW=Bora Muwe Wote
     
  10. Hebrew

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    BMW __________Brings Me Women

    Bob Marley & Wailers
    Black Man Wheel
    Baba Mama Watoto
     
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    BMW-Bwana Mavi wa Wilaya!
     
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    B M W = Baba Mama Watoto
     
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    kipkemboi New Member

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    genius !please tell us wht model you own ,then we know who you realy are !p>
     
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    Toyota Rav 4 ya 2006!
     
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    BMW->Beer,Music&Women
     
  16. Raia Fulani

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    FUSO- Fear of Unforeseen Surely Offends. TATA- This Accelerating Truck Addicts
     
  17. X-PASTER

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    Si mchezo...!
     
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    Gosh!
    Mine is not in the list.
    Mitsubishi Pajero
     
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    vp kuhusu hizi!
    benzi,pijoti,vokswagen,renauti, audi,isuzu
     
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    BMW = Baba Mama na Watoto
     
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