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Who really owns a man his mothr or wife?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nhassall, Sep 23, 2012.

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    nhassall Senior Member

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    [h=5]Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?

    mother:my son must obey me unless he did not suck my breasts for 1 year.

    wife:he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 yrs and still sucking.

    mother:I carried him for nine months.

    wife:he was only 3.5 kg then,so whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

    mother:he passed between my legs.

    wife:haha! He only passed there once,he stays in between my legs like everyday.

    so who really owns a man?[/h]
     
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    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Mum kwani bila yeye usingekuwa hai
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    ownership depends with the age of a man. Before marriage, he belongs to his mom, after marriage, he becomes one flesh with his wife
     
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    Mama ndo mpango mzima,{1}kwa wife unanyonya ziwa lisilotoa chochote but la mama lina maziwa muhimu kwa afya na ukuaji wako.{2}Wife anakubeba usiku tena huku kajilaza kwa raha zake but mama alikubeba mgongoni huku akilima na pia kutembea na wewe mabondeni na milimani,juani na kwenye mvua.{3}part inayoingia kwa mwanamke ni moja tu na tena ni sehemu ndogo tu ya mwili wako na kama haitoshi,inaenda kumburudisha sana tu but mama aliuleta mwili wako wote duniani tena kwa uchungu mkuu.>>Therefore mtoto ni wa mama.
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    one woman brings you to the world crying....thats a mother,...another ensures that you stay that way...
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hata siku moja tusipingane na wahenga walisema Hakuna Kama Mama no matter how many tym u suck ur wife or passed btn her leggs,,,,,,,,,,no justification!
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    sichangii hapa napita tu!
     
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    I take it as joke.... but can we talk of OWNERSHIP when it comes to human beings?
     
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    kamata like 3 kwa mpigo
     
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