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Who owns a Man....!!!??

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by The Fixer, Sep 13, 2012.

  1. The Fixer

    The Fixer JF-Expert Member

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    Who really owns a man?

    His mother or wife?

    Mother:- my son must obey me
    unless he didn't suck my breast
    for 1 year,

    Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yr and
    is still sucking,

    Mother:- I carried him for nine
    months.

    Wife:- He was only 3.5kg then, so
    whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

    Mother.:- He passed between
    my legs.

    Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed
    there once, he stays in-between
    my legs like everyday. Please ladies ,

    WHO OWNS A MAN ......!!??
     
  2. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Mume atawaacha wazazi wake na kuambatana na mkewe, nao watakuwa si wawili tena bali ni mwili mmoja.

    So nani anamiliki mwili zaidi ya mwenye mwili?
     
  3. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Wife own 80%
    and Maa the rest!
     
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