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Who is missing a lot?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpaka Kieleweke, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. Mpaka Kieleweke

    Mpaka Kieleweke JF-Expert Member

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    Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi
    > Kenya.Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu
    > Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh
    > akaagiza Fanta. Padri akamuuliza ,mbona huagizi bia?
    > naye akajibu 'IT IS AGAINST MY FAITH'. Padri
    > akajibu
    > 'YOU ARE MISSING A LOT'.
    >
    > Kwa sababu walikuwa wameanza kuzoeana kesho yake Padri
    > akatoa ofa ya lunch pia.Ilikuwa ni buffet na kitimoto
    > kilikuwepo.Kwenye sahani ya Padri kitimoto kilikuwepo
    > lakini Sheikh hakuchukua. Wakati wanakula Padri
    > akamuuliza Sheikh mbona hakuchukua kitimoto?. Sheikh
    > akajibu 'IT IS AGAINST MY FAITH'.Padri akajibu
    > 'YOU
    > ARE MISSING A LOT'
    >
    > Jioni walipanda ndege kurudi Dar na pale Airport
    > Sheikh alipokelewa na binti zake watatu warembo
    > sana.Naye akawatambulisha kwa Padri ambaye alionyesha
    > kuvutiwa sana na warembo hao.Sheikh alimuangalia Padri
    > na akagundua kwamba amevutiwa na binti zake,
    > akamwambia anaweza akaoa mmoja. Padri akajibu 'IT IS
    > AGAINST MY FAITH'. Sheikh akajibu 'YOU ARE MISSING
    > A
    > LOT A LOT '
    >
    > WHO IS MISSIG A LOT?
     
  2. Kishaini

    Kishaini Member

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    I think both in their very own way according to their faith!!!
     
  3. B

    Bilekumpasi Member

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    Its very nice, it made me laugh with tears.

    They both miss what each other can have according to their FAITH.

    I am not missing a lot though!
     
  4. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Padiri aliwezaje kuwaona kama kweli ni mabinti wa shekhe..mambo ya kininja? Au anamacho ya UV au X-Ray?

    Nways, kama Padiri udenda ulimtoka its likely he is the one missing ..
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    How come Sheikh anajua kitu kizuri anacho-miss Padre kwa wanae? Ina maana Sheikh alishaonja au????Au ndio walivyo?
     
  6. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    "Padre" is missing a lot more - girls.
     
  7. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Siku yoyote ile hapa duniani nitaweka pembeni mfalme wa meza na maji ya gold ili kupata nafasi ya kuwa na kimwana kilichoumbwa na kuumbika...:) Mungu hakukosea ati alipowaumba wanawake na kuwaleta duniani wanafanya mengi sana duniani kama mama zetu, dada zetu, shangazi zetu, bibi zetu, marafiki zetu, wanetu, wake zetu n.k. :)
     
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    Mama JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks big time! you are not from Mars!
     
  9. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    My appreciation Mama :)
     
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