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Which Part Goes First!?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jul 4, 2010.

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    X-PASTER Moderator

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    The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?"

    Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?

    " Suzie replied:"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
    "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    The famous Johnny strikes again.
     
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    eeeee maaaama|||||||||:pound::pound:
     
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    oooh!
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Is little Johnny again......!!!
     
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    Lil Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my man!:pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:
     
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    Huyu dogo ni balaa
     
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    Moral of the Joke: dont forget to lock your bedroom door, when you dont want someone to go to heaven.
     
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    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh..
     
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    Qadhi JF-Expert Member

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    This is crazy man~~~
     
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    Little Johnny my good boy
     
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