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Where There're TZ There Must Be A Problem.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Apr 24, 2009.


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    Where there are Tanzanian...there must be a problem.

    The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you.
    We have some Tanzanian up here in heaven that are causing problems.

    They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are
    wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white robes, they're riding
    BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to
    people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven
    clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and
    watermelon seeds and smoking water pipe.

    Some of them are walking around with just one wing!'

    The Lord said, 'Tanzanian are Tanzanian. Heaven is home to all my
    children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.'

    The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? hold on a minute.' The Devil
    returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
    Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
    having down there.'

    The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
    After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said,
    'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of
    problems are you having down there?' The Devil said, 'Man I don't believe
    this...! Hold on.'

    This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
    'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Tanzanian have put
    out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning...!