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where is God?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Achahasira, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Achahasira

    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who
    were excessively mischievous. They were always
    getting into trouble and their parents knew that if
    any mischief occurred in their town, their sons
    would get the blame.
    The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town
    had been successful in disciplining children, so
    she asked if he would speak with her boys.
    The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them
    individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old
    first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
    clergyman in the afternoon.
    The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
    sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
    "Where is God?"
    They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no
    response, sitting there with his mouth hanging
    open. The clergyman repeated the question.
    "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt
    to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some
    more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
    bellowed, "Where is God!?"
    The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He
    ran directly home and dove into his closet,
    slamming the door behind him. When his older
    brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What
    happened?"
    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
    "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing
    and they think we did it!"
     
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    fazalazakata Member

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    hehehehehe!
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimependa kalivo jibu kaama nakaona vile
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yakawaida sana.
     
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    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    asante
     
  6. Achahasira

    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    haha vinaonekana vilikuwa vikorofi kweli
     
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