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When professionalism fails to apply

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
    walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
    and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’

    The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need
    cyanide?’ The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’

    The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord
    have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
    That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw
    both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
    Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well now, that’s different.
    You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’

     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha xo funny
     
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