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When Money Talks.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fredwash, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    A Mid Age man with a sport bag on his left hand with sun Googles cover his eyes walked into a one of the City branch of a certain Bank ..in City Centre... approaching a fine young and decent lady who sat behind a desk act as a Teller...

    Man: Hey Bitch!.. r u guys have branches all over the fucking country?
    Teller: Yes Sir But.....

    Man:Gud coz i have won the fuckin Lottery of Fucking 50 Millions
    benjamins and i want To open the Fuckin Fixed acccount in your fuckin Bank

    Teller : sir i am afraid we dont allow such kind of Language in here will u pls.....

    Man: wat the **** r u saying... i am asking you some fucking details and your starting to act like a fucking nun... I want to see your fucking manager.. call ur filthfy fucking supervisor

    Teller: Sir pls with all due respect will u stop using that tone pls... I will.....

    Man : Miss stop fucking with me call your fucking idiot supervisor

    Teller: Sir i am afraid i cant help you and i will appriciate if you leave now as its not the policy of this bank to have client of you type;

    Man: (with angry and starting to shout).. I said call your fucking manager before i burst ur fucking tight ASS

    A girl with fear(disapointed) and with pale face Got up and disapear in one of the other rooms...

    After a couple of Minutes.... a girl showed.. up looked "awakward".... followed with a mid age Man in a black suit and they have both approch the "troublesome" so called client......... now listen wats happened

    Manager: Sir wat can i do for you?

    Man: i have won a fucking 50 millions USD and now i want to open a fucking fixed bank account on you fucking dirty Bank asshole!!!!!.

    And look wat the manager has replied...... while the girl stands beside him

    Manager: oooooohh i get it... and this Old Bitch was making it hard for you? what do you say if we can go to my office and Talk like real GentleMen

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    THe BUSSINESS MAN UNDERSTAND NO LANGUAGE EXCEPT WAT MONEY SPEAKs
     
  2. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha.
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja na hela zako ninakumwaga babake!

    Uniite mimi Ass-hole...SIKUBALI HII MAMBO, peleka hela zako za mawazo kwa wenye njaa hiyo msee wangu!...huh!
     
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