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Whats wrong with wahaya?????????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kibirizi, Jul 30, 2011.

  1. Kibirizi

    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    It worth reading the story; Swali moja majibu kibao.
    Doctor : What happened to your arm?
    Rwegumiza : I broke it.
    Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
    Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon.I was on the second floor balcony of that my house in Oysterbay, not the one in Msasani slip...
    Doctor : Is that where you broke your arm,the balcony?
    Rwegumiza : No no ... I was sipping that my scotch whisky slowly... you know my son recently came from the UK and he brought me some blue label.Anyway...as I continued sipping, I realised that the sun's rays were not getting directly to me, as the satellite dish was blocking them. Before I could instruct the domestic engineer to automatically turn away the dish, my butler James came up the balcony and informed me that there was this call on my social cellular phone, Nokia N91 new generation . I reminded him to always bring the cellular up instead of calling me. As I hurried down the marble escalator ...
    Doctor : I guess that is when you...
    Rwegumiza : No, as I was going down I noticed the garage door was open and a car alarm was on. I stopped to check and indeed the new model Prado was missing. I knew Mama Koku my beautiful second wife had taken it.Koku is our second daughter, now in Boston USA and is named after my late grandmother, who passed away in 1972 after a sort illness.
    I have always warned Mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends, because of the recent spate of car-jackings. I always advise her to either use the Mercedes 230E or the BMW 325I which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, I will have to tell my secretary to call "car-track " first thing on Monday -Jowa! I need to update my mobility inventory with them.So as I was saying....
    Doctor : (With some laughter) Yes Mr Rwegumiza, car theft incidences are rising and it is becoming a dangerous place. But how did you break your arm?
    Rwegumiza : Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel I heard a hissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it was from the bathroom. Mama Koku, for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on.Luckily the temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speed and temp so that we do not overload the UPS support system , especially when our son's home theatre system is on .
    Doctor : Mr Rwegu...
    Rwegumiza : Just wait... So I when I picked up the phone, I said Hello,Hello...Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think the caller from state house had disconnected, I cant understand why he didn't leave a message after the beep.All my un-answered calls including the car mobiles are automatically redirected to a CAMS system. Doc, a CAMS is a "Central Answering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice the protruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions told Multi Choice to send in a qualified techni...
    Doctor : ...is that where you tripped?
    Rwegumiza : No, as I was avoiding the wire, I tripped on the Multichoice 250 channel decoder and fell on the 200 year old classical family piano..........
    Doctor : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost you only 850.
    Rwegumiza: hands over the money excitedly...)
    Doctor: Not Tanzanian shillings, Dollars!
    Rwegumiza : Aii....maweeee.....then I shall write you a cheque drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank Massachussets....you can not go wrong on that one
    Kumbe Rwegumiza is a "desk officer" at Temeke Municipal Council ................!!!!
    Enjoy!!

     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaa!
    This Rwegumiza must be related somehow to Muzammili Katunzi!
     
  3. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    ahhh usiombe utongozwe b=na akina rwehumbiza...dahh mafagiooo ndugu pwaaa mpk kinyaaa ...afu mfukon hana kitu lakin kwa mipangoweeeeeeee...noumer...
     
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    Rweye JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa jamaa bwana!Huyu Koku is very bright,genius...nka mama ya wenene!matokeo ya mwaka huu ana first class,akantelela akasimu yangambila ni wenene na binti ya Clinton ndo wana first class...basi taliyo'ndijo
     
  5. yutong

    yutong JF-Expert Member

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    Full kujifagilia of coz nimemaliza masters yangu kule uingereza sasa hivi nataka nikachukue phd marekani harafu kuna cheki yangu pale crdb ya milioni 100 nataka kuagiza gari kama la profesa mkandara wa chuo kikuu cha dar es saram
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Wow there you are. Halafu kagari kako haka ka lexus ni kama ka mama Koku sema tu yeye ni ka latest model.
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    mmoja nimepanga nae nyumba moja... hana TV.. basi akija kwangu anakaa na "remote control".. yaani tunaangalia anachotaka yeye.. taabu sana hawa watu..!!
     
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    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    PakaJimmy usinichekeshe huyu jamaa nilikuwa naye 'O' level..
     
  9. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    U made ma day ninmecheka weeee!!!!
     
  10. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Una jua house girl wetu anamiliki laptop na Blackbery ili tukitaka ku contact naye inakuwa rahisi, sasa unafikiri Cocu atakuwa na cm aina gani kama house girl ana BB na Laptop.
     
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    Njowepo JF-Expert Member

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    Ninachochoka majigambo yote haya ukienda kwao hali mbaya!Kagera ni mkoa wa 19 kiuchumi!Haya majigambo wangekuwa nayo wachaga,arusha,mbeya
     
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    Moshe Dayan JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa........, uhahahahaaaaaaaaaa,,, daaaaaahh!
     
  13. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh!!
     
  14. kuberwa

    kuberwa JF-Expert Member

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    ingawa umeongeza na chumvi na pilipili, most of them wako hivo nami nshakutana nao! majisifu ya kutosha haswaaaaa
     
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    wakola muno..!!
     
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    Mwanamayu JF-Expert Member

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    huyu amesahau neno "in fact"!
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mbavu sina mie!!!!!!!
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Na analala kwenye kochi la watu 3 na kuongea kwa sauti kuuuuuuubwa ya majigambo, haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa jamani mweeeeeeeeeeee khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa teeeeeeeeeee
     
  19. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Why not wapare na kwanini utaje kabila badala ya sehemu kama ulivyoendelea kutaja hapo mbele???????
     
  20. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Nawafagilia sana wanawake wa kihaya wana kila sifa ya kuwa mwanamke mpaka kunako shughuli, sina pingamizi kabisa!!!
     
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