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What's in a Name?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Asprin, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. Asprin

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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving
     
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    toka august 2009reply-oview-1 nadhani ni babu mwenyewe
     
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    Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?
     
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    babu uliwakosea nini hawa watu hata tablet mwenzako nimekuta hvohvo tena yeye toka 2006
     
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    Wakati huo kulikuwa na kampeni ya kupiga vita madawa ya kisasa! Sheikh Yahya bana, khaa!
     
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    kumbe ulikuwa hukubaliki eeh tablet kloro na mshairi wake mtamuu ila watu hola bwana sijui yupo wapi loh
     
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    Yuko bize kule anamwombea mtu a-RIP MMU.
     
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    ahaa yule jamaa alisema anataka baamedi sasa jf kuna baamedi jamani
     
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    Umejuaje kama hawapo? Mbona mimi meneja wa bar nipo huku? Unataka kazi? Ni-PM. Interview nakufanyia mwenyewe.
     
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    nani awe anashikwa shikwa kingo za rift valley ovyo na kumendea michemsho ya watu not mi grandparejao kanikabidhi master card niko vizuri
     
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    Kushikwa si ndio kwenyewe? ulitaka ubakwe? na kule jukwaa la wakubwa ulienda kufanya nini?
     
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    Babu atampaje mimba mjukuu?
     
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    nitakujibu kule
     
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    Halafu unaweza kuta jina la ukoo wa huyo mtoto ni "Head"!
     
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    Hebu nijaribu siku moja tuone, au wee si mjukuu wangu?

    Sina access ya majukwaa ya mapepo!
     
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    Aliandika lugha ambayo mpaka utumie kamusi kuelewa nani anataka hiyo kazi ya ziada
     
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    Uneandika lugha ya taifa ungeeleweka
     
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    mkuu hii nimeikubali
     
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    :spy: hii kazi ya uspy my sweet wangu anaiweza sana! Ukiharibu tu unalo!
     
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    aisee hiv huyu babu anakuona wa wawasiwasi sana mpaka akupe kazi zake za ajabu ajabu? hajui kuwa nimekuachia VISA, MasterCard, cheque book yangu na authority ya kuaccess account zangu zote za offshore banks
     
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