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Whatever you give a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.


    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.



    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.



    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.



    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'


    So -- if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit!!


    So be thoughtful what you give her!!! lol
     
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    freetown ... if i may ask ... are you a man or a woman???? if u a a man i and practising all the above .... mhhhh i may have a second opinion !!!!!
     
  3. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    I am a man,TC
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    That giving her crap and getting a bucket full sounds like my WIFE hahahaha!!
     
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    aselimimi New Member

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    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby



    I like it man!
     
  6. BiMkubwa

    BiMkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Its a shame you are disrespecting your wife in the open but again its comforting to know that you are the one giving her crap. So scrap your crap and you will a bucket full of goodies................ just a note.
     
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    BiMkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    yawn!!! YAAAWWWWNNN! are you that close minded? what about the millions of sperms that do not necessarily result into a baby? Think outside the box for a minute.
     
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    franktheson Member

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    So please Guys out there dont give bad staffs to girls they will produce rubbish.
     
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    It seems this theory is working. I'm going to pratice it
     
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    Kithuku JF-Expert Member

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    Women have this extraordinary capacity of paying back with "better" for every "good", and "worse" for every "bad"
     
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    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Thus very cool Bimkubwa!!! He thinks only inside the box like a crap itself. So he is truly already a crap. Will only be giving his wife a crap really.
     
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    This sounds so real....It is True....except ....if she's in a bad mood....forget it....
     
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    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    I know of some "thug lovers" whose incentives for doing good are quite reversed, if you treat her like a queen she thinks you weak, if you abuse her then she will be head over heels.

    And I am not even talking about SM.

    Now what do you have to say about that?
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    I meant no disrespect just pointing out that she dont take no shit from anybody and i respect her for that,by the way she reads JF regularly.
     
  15. mohammedzahor

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    it takes the brainy ones to get what you realy mean. but hay!! its try than never. a woman or lady to e precise is something to be cherished. it is to be loved and preserved, it doesn't matter what you give but how you preserve .
    by the way its a very complicated creature, but it is to be loved and feel proud sbout it. i love the idea that they are all of the same nature and sometimes character. love them but never hate them.
     
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