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What you gonna do when you are invited?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

    Aug 13, 2009
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    I sent yesterday but the editor is hesitating. It is something worth contemplating. Someone sent me this and need people's viwes. What you gonna do?

    One Friday morning, As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly,carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own (they had similar handsets). After he had gone, his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

    On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses. His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.

    Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay numb to see what more would come.

    After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Suan-Salon’which read, Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma heart. Niceday sweetie, see you at lunch."

    Hunger strike!
    The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as‘Winnie-Handbags’which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."

    John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the other sidehis wife might be seeing drama too.

    Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as'‘Ochieng-Car wash” which read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."

    Always penniless...
    Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.

    Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day.Mine can't be complete without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks,g’day."

    The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, ‘‘Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nikumiss sana. But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big."

    Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless! When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another with suspicion. Then they called me to intervene, sincerely how could I solve that???????

    Please help this guy.


  2. Safina

    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    Lekanjobe Kubunika;

    Dah!!! bonge la noma mshikaji. Nani aliwadanganya wanunue cm za kufanana wakati wote wamepinda, wanajua wana mambo ya kona kona. Ningekuwa mimi ndo nimeitwa hapo kwa ajili ya ushauri ningewaambiwa wao waendelee tu kupendana, kwani imeonekana ngoma droo hakuna wa kumlaumu mwenzie, wote ni cheaters lakini inaoneka between themselves they still love each other ndo maana pamoja na kuwanunuliwa manyumba na magari na kuwazalisha lakini bwana hajamuacha mamsap, ina maana anampenda kuliko hao au ndo mambo ya kuwahi.

    Hapa pia inaonyesha washikaji wanapendana kwani zaidi ya hizo sms hakuna kilechoonekana kwenda kinyume kabla yaani ndoa yao hiko. but huyo jamaa aache kuhonga hela zote do!! manyumba na BM balaa!

    Wasameheane halafu wasiludie tena huo ushenzi, ukizingatia magonjwa ni mengi. Jamaa watukumbusha wimbo wa professor J. bongo dar es salaam (aliyeuziwa cheni alipewa cheni bandia, na aliyepokea pesa pia alipokea pesa bandia)