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What would u have given him ?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    This Student Obtained 0%: What would u have given him ?

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * it will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    i would give him 100%exellent,keep it up
     
  3. Dr.kapama

    Dr.kapama Senior Member

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    Dah bonge la looser.....
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    nitampa mia aisee, kapata yooote.
     
  5. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    a very clever kid
     
  6. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Is not right or wrong BUT thinking outside trhe box. Suppose if you have 5 oranges and a friend steal one. What do you remain with, is actually ANGER and not only four. Which is the truth.
     
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