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What Women Want in a Man

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mshiiri, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Original List:
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    10. An imaginative, romantic lover
    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

    1. Nice looking
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance at least once a week
    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

    1. Not too ugly
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends
    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't retell the same joke too ma ny times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends
    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend
    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)

    1. Breathing
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
     
  2. NewDawnTz

    NewDawnTz JF-Expert Member

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    :love:

    Putting it in simple words....they need a man who is "Tough and/but Tender" over and above some credentials
     
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    Pokola JF-Expert Member

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    :love:
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    All they need is kuchuna na kuumiza!!
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    LMAO! I just ended laughing mshiri bana
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hizo list hazi apply kwangu
    kama hana uwezo wa kuijaza dunia
     
  7. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Women wants a man with

    1. A good enough dick

    2.cash to spend

    lol
     
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