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what will u do?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by matambo, Jan 15, 2010.

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    matambo JF-Expert Member

    Jan 15, 2010
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    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom
    shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
    neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
    lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
    Well, Bubba was rather well endowed and curiosity
    got the best of the husband and he just had to
    look. Sure enough, Bubba had the largest penxxx he
    had ever seen!!! The man asked Bubba, 'I don't
    mean to be too personal, but how did your dick
    get that big? I couldn't help but notice...'
    Bubba laughed and said, 'Every night before bed,
    I bang it on the bedpost three times. Heck, it
    impresses the girls at school!'

    The husband was excited at the simplicity of this
    technique and could hardly wait to try it
    himself! Before he climbed into bed that night,
    he whipped it out and banged it on the bedpost
    three times. He was just climbing into bed with
    newfound confidence when the wife sits up,
    half-asleep and rubbing her eyes, and says,
    'Bubba, is that you?'
    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
    up to his wife and pinched her on her rear and
    said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
    get rid of your girdle." While this was on the
    edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
    and replied with silence.

    The next morning the man hold his wife with a
    pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you
    firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

    This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
    over and grabbed him by the penxxxx With a death
    grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed
    this up we could get rid of your neighbour."


    The wife found her husband sitting on the back
    porch crying. "What's wrong?" she asked.
    "Do you remember when we were dating and your
    father told me that if I didn't marry you, he
    would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
    "Yes" she responded, "so what?" "I would have
    gotten out of prison today!" he sobbed.